The Massachusetts General Hospital Utility Programming System (known a MUMPS, or simply M) is both a language and a database management system. First standardized by ANSI in 1977, it is actually quite a bit older, with roots extending into the 1960s. Since that time, it has become an ISO standard (with the most recent version being ISO/IEC 11756:1999). As a database management system, it is remarkably ahead of its time, being a type of NoSQL database (technically, a key/value store with hierarchical keys). From a health IT perspective, it is important because many important systems such as VistA and Epic are written in MUMPS or related languages (such as Caché ObjectScript from InterSystems). Unfortunately, classical MUMPS has not evolved significantly since the MUMPS Development…